My 50 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggie is soooo obsessed with the electric SNAP of My Pretty Little Fingers, resonating through his itsy bitsy bbrainnsypoo as I lure him endlessly into My addictive SNAP TTRAAPPP! Unable to resist the allure of calling Me on NF at 50 DOLLARS a minute, My little mousey has spent another $2850 DOLLARS on Me since last tally, bringing his current Grand Tally to over $53,000.00!! This includes a totally HOT $1400 dollar binge while on the phone with Me paying 100 dollars every 2 minutes, in addition to clicking BUY NOW over & over, in an extreme effort to satiate My gorgeous Insatiable Greed!
Omg what’s more, I recently attended the Julien’s Estate Auction of The Personal Property From The Life And Career Of MAE WEST, one of My foremost Platinum Blonde Predecessors, and My lucky little HANDBAG ZOMBIE was allowed the fabulous honour of contributing toward My winnings, as I procured some of Mae’s most treasured items to add to My Hollywood Blonde Collection!
My lucky little 50 Grand Piggie was also blessed with the wonderful opportunity to pay additional funds to purchase Mae West’s personally owned FOX FUR hat for Me to add to My Fine Fur Collection! This fur was part of the personally owned property of Mae West that was not included in the public Julien’s Auction, and was purchased privately! Her name is even embroidered on the inside of the silk lining. How exceptionally exclusive, DARLING!
Omg handbag zombie SWEETIE, you know you CRAVE to spend oodles MORE on Me RIGHT NOW. Get ready to binge spendy spend your January BONUS all on ME!! you KNOW I deserve EVERYTHING. Load up those bags-o-cash and say buhbye money! Make that tally soar, it’s so hot to see how BIG it can get!
Click BUY NOW below like My GOOD BOY does. Another LUSHY PLUSH FLUFFY FLUFF clicky click toward your new goal of 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS!! The ONLY thing BETTER than buying EVERY ITEM in My Capitalistic Blonde Collection is buying EVERY ITEM TWICE! Omgomg SO HOT. you KNOW it’s going to feel sooooo good..
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