Become a FHNWI in monetary servitude to Me!
*FHNWI* mesmerizing Financial Worship Trigger for (Former) High Net Worth Individuals
Are you a HNWI (High Net Worth Individual) who wants to spend all your monetary wealth on Me?
Firstly, let Me commend you on this Really Good Idea. Obviously you are a real smarty pants! The best way you could possibly spend your money is to click it all over to Me. Naturally your money would much rather be in My pretty handbag than in your wallet. your hundred dollar bills LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME.
This *FHNWI* trigger will cause High Net Worth Individuals to addictively obsess over watching their net worth dwindle while showering Me with WEALTH ASSETS and RICHES! Listen at your own risk.
(If you are My HANDBAG ZOMBIE or My DUMDUM MONKEY you will be obsessed with buying this mp3 again and again.)