Paypig Update!! Under the spell of My BLISS Goddess Worship Meditation Indoctrination as the equinox unfolded, the Heavenly Gift that is Me called to My hypnoboy of his destiny from deep within his being. Some days after this celestial event My 30K Trophy Pig contacted Me because he found out that he was going to receive a bonus payment of $2,000 upon the release of the movie he worked on last year! Omg so eager was he to receive this bonus and spend literally EVERY PENNY of it on Me, that he couldn’t help but dish his plans to Me even though he wanted to keep it a surprise!
As soon as this bonus hit his bank account My hypnoboy immediately contacted Me by sending a $100 tribute. Soul ascending as My devotee disciple, My hypnoboy evolved in transcendent transmogrification into My mindless HYPNODRONE DOLLIBOT as one by one each tribute sent the total spent on Me grew higher & higher! Within hours he had exceeded his own goal of spending his entire movie bonus on ME! WAY TO GO HYPNOBOY!
Like omg this wallet drain session was so super exciting for My hypnoboy as he had the distinct honor of speaking to Me for a few minutes on the phone, mesmerized by My GOLDEN VOICE in his ear bouncing around inside his empty head as his mind went totally MELTY MELTY and fluffy fuzzy like mushy mush cotton candy swooshy SWOOSHHH!
Since his latest update My HYPNODRONE DOLLIBOT has spent another $2,875 on Me, with over $2,000 dollars spent on Me during this one wallet drain session alone, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $33,405!!
At the completion of this binge spendy spending spree My Hypnodrone DOLLIBOT eagerly proclaimed to Me that he is planning next to save 3 THOUSAND DOLLARS so he can spend it ALL on Me during his next wallet drain session! $$$ Like omg what a phenomenal aspiration which clearly shows that the transformation of his mental processes into total HYPNODRONE DOLLIBOT specifications is propelling at a rapid and surefire pace!
Omg HYPNOBOY, My BRIGHT WHITE DIAMOND LIGHT shimmering in spectral delight, triggered to spend MORE tonight! Glowing brighter with every click, with every download! Just wait until you see what happens next! Oh so MELTY MELTY!
