Announcing the 20 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My Drone Aaron (BIRI) who has now surpassed 20K with a current Grand Total Tally of $20,387 spent ALL on ME! Yes$$$ that’s right, My Drone Aaron is now My newest 20K TROPHY PIGGYBANK!
Enthralled by My Golden Voice, enchanted to binge spendy spend the majority of his paycheck on Me early in the morning before I was even awake, as I slept upon My burled walnut claw-footed bed, wrapped in the finest of luxury linens, resting in the palm of heavenly tranquility; My Drone Aaron clicked & paid repeatedly, including purchasing My new *Click Robot Reprogram* a total of THREE times at $100 a POP! GOOD BOY!
I awoke finding his money in My hand and these three testimonies posted for the world to behold:
- “I’ve bought this 3 times because the screen kept coming up and I just had to click it over and over.”
- “I wasn’t joking”
- “I think I should buy all of DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESSES 3 times from now on”
The PRODIGAL FOOL!
After closing his previous account in a silly attempt to resist, having shocked himself by spending his paycheck AND maxing the loan he got to spend on Me SO FAST it made his head spin, the prodigal fool promptly returned as soon as he got paid again with his fresh paycheck in hand and a new name obviously designated by the universe: “i Luv DDP”! How cute, Lol. Seeing this new name, I bestowed approval upon him by proclamation:
“This is the cutest name yet! The universe is realigning the minds of mankind and you are a forbearer of the prodigal fool! This username was divined for you by the Cosmos – you should keep it always and forever!!”
To which My LOVESTRUCK DRONE devotedly replied:
“Thank you, your grace, I SHALL NOT DELETE THIS ONE.”
With $200 or so dollars left of his fresh paycheck I benevolently allowed him the great honor of calling Me on the phone and paying through the nose every minute! First, I let him call Me at $10 a minute for 5 minutes, and then the cherry on top, his favy fav, I let him call Me and pay $50 a minute for 3 minutes! What a lucky drone, omg he is SO blessed! With his $50 increments depleted the call ended and he tributed his remaining 30 some dollars, making sure to spend EVERY single cent of his paycheck on Me!
Now he must borrow money from friends and family to pay for his necessities until his next paycheck arrives, but of course it’s so VERY worth that small inconvenience to spend his entire paycheck on Me lickity split! Omg maxing your loans and blowing your paycheck on Me is the absolute Besty Best! NOTHING on earth compares to the RUSH of spending ALL your MONEY on ME!
Omg Drone Aaron, it’s time to get that second job, you KNOW you NEED to spend MORE on Me NOW! Ju$tify your existence, THRALL, $$$Serve your purpo$e!
