My $45K Trophy Piggybank HYPNODRONE DOLLIBOT, Champagne Celebration Elfypoo, has been busy with movie extra work ALL week to procure the utmost elite, world-class, uniquely limited vintage of Dom Perignon Rosé 2008 for My champagne celebration New Moon Glorious Goddess Gateway Solstice Arrival!
This celebratory bottle of bubbly is widely regarded as one of the greatest vintages in Champagne history. The marquee moment of popping the cork signifies My Red-Carpet Arrival as I inherit the Key to the gorgeous glittering gracious city of the New World!
Dom Perignon Rosé 2008 is celebrated for its exceptional balance and depth, with flavors of wild strawberries, raspberries, and cherries, layered with hints of rose petals and violet! My hypnodrone sent his first tribute toward the purchase price and is finishing this week of work to receive his paycheck on Monday to pick up the entire tab for this glorious bubbly! What’s more, this Prince$$mas season should definitely find My hypnodrone surpassing his next tally line marker, giddy up galloping all the way to 50K!!
When price is no object the most elite purveyors of unique & rare objects fall down on their knees at your beckoned call to provide you with the finest goods that are unattainable to the masses… and so it is that Dom Perignon Rosé 2008 is Mine and YOU pay for it ALL!
Drone Jay tributed to join in the festive fun of My Elfypoo Entourage as My newest Starbucks Elfypoo! Immediately tributing again to pick up the tab on My next Starbucks reload and My Seasonal Favorite Eggnog Latte, a caffeinated apéritif to fuel My Season of Supremacy Shopping Day! Spending another $1300 on Me including his elfypoo sign up, he was allowed the rare opportunity of speaking with Me LIVE on the phone paying through the nose every minute! Omg what a LUCKY little Starbucks Elfy!
As Drone Jay testifies:
“It is the most wonderful time of the year, Princessmas. I offered to help provide sustenance during the grueling shopping trips. An Egg Nog Latte can work miracles when you want to shop till you drop.”
Omg Drone Jay you can’t resist but to click BUY NOW again for Me you LOVEY LOVE to be My CLICK ROBOT! OMG you LOVE ME SO~
My $350K+ Trophy Piggybank Handbag Zombie tributing to participate in My ELFYPOO ENTOURAGE thought not one, but two slots sounded especially fun, both brand-new positions inaugurated this Princessmas season! As My newly appointed Season Supremacy Servant Elfypoo & Custom Couture Elfypoo My Handbag Zombie’s job is to sign it ALL over for Prince$$mas: Stocks, bonds, ready CA$H, family jewels… ALL for ME, NONE for YOU! NONE for WIFEYPOO! Repeat after Me:
The best way to spread Princessmas cheer is to Binge $$$SPENDY SPEND on Diamond Diva Princess throughout the season and straight into the New Year!
In this vein your first tribute as My Custom Couture Elfypoo is required Handbag Zombie! Get ready for way more fun than you can even imagine as you fund My next upcoming Private Shopping Appointment!
I have scheduled a private shopping styling suite and a top stylist has been enlisted to recreate one of two Marilyn Monroe looks I absolutely adore: Marilyn’s white satin “library” gown which she wore during the 1955 Press Conference announcing the formation of her own company Marilyn Monroe Productions, OR the sleek black cocktail dress with spaghetti straps worn with long pearl earrings at a press party at her home on Palm Drive in 1956. Omg I will be ecstatic if they can recreate BOTH! Which will give you the opportunity to spend TWICE as much on My custom couture gorgeou$ness!
Additionally, I will be shopping Karl Lagerfeld and vintage Chanel inspired looks along with a selection of bejeweled high heels and other accessories, maybe a pair of buttery soft leather gloves! And omg YOU pick up the tab for EVERYTHING, yes that’s right YOU pay for it ALL!
Elfypoo Drone Matty: Look in your NF inbox NOW for your newest elfypoo spending opportunity!! Don’t delay, cha-chingle bells cha-chingling ALL the WAY… PAY PAY PAY!
In the spirit of Princessmas, which of course is ALL for ME, NONE for YOU, I will be acknowledging the tallies of money pets that go above and beyond in their tributes to My Princessmas Celebrations throughout the Princessmas Holiday Season! The slaves who contribute the most over the Princessmas season will be announced to the world in the New Year! Omg compete with each other ruthlessly for the number one top tributer spot elfypoos!
Get ready for another round elfypoos, throwing cash as I dash through the top world-class holiday affairs the season has to offer!! If you’re not one of My elfypoo entourage yet, what are you waiting for??!
As one of My select ELFYPOO ENTOURAGE you will be in direct communication with Me all throughout the Holiday Season, kept abreast of the latest & greatest GLAMOUROUS Private & PERSONAL Princessmas Events for which YOUR monetary gifts will be required!! Keep on your toes elfy, this is IMPORTANT WORK, your HIGHEST CALLING!
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