My $45K Trophy Piggybank HYPNODRONE DOLLIBOT whose personal daily mantra is: “MUST MANIFEST MUCH MORE MONEY for MY MAGNIFICENT MONEY MISTRESS!” woke up bright and early like My good little workerbee to find his paycheck had already been deposited into his account and compulsively could not resist but to IMMEDIATELY send every cent of it to ME! Some hours later that same morning I awoke when My pretty eyes opened, nestled in the palm of luxury, to find MY MONEY waiting for Me, sitting in MY account where it belongs! $$$$ GOOD BOY!
Tributing to My ELFYPOO ENTOURAGE for the opportunity to cater to My holiday extravagance, he eagerly begged for the position of CHAMPAGNE CELEBRATION ELFYPOO, super excited to commence his duties picking up the tab for My extravagant top shelf champagne for My glamorous champagne cocktails and shimmering Champagne toasts!
Omg yes, he works so hard to achieve the honor of spending ALL those earnings on My exorbitantly expensive Dom Perignon luxury, slaving away his many hours and weeks of grueling labor, all for ME to enjoy ONE GLORIOUS Goddess Evening of sipping Dom Perignon Perfection at My Princessmas Party bathed in blissful beautiful bubbles!
After tributing to My shimmering splendor, sending this entire paycheck to Me, he scraped together yet another $200 to spend on Me going into the red by -$5.00 as he was allowed the rare opportunity of speaking on the phone with Me, paying through the nose every minute! My dollibot came up with a super exciting holiday idea to get extra jobs to make MORE MONEY to spend on ME throughout Princessmas; prioritizing MORE MOVIE WORK on movie sets, plus work as a MOVIE EXTRA, and if time permits – even more side work doing grubhub & uber to make even MORE MONEY to spend on Me, to lavish Me in even more Spectacular Holiday LUXURY! Oh Yes$$$$ his holiday work is cut out for him Lol LOVE it. What a busy bee elfypoo he will be working round the clock all Princessmas for ME!
Ecstatically My hypnodrone testifies:
“OMGGGG ALWAYS AN HONOR TO TALK WITH PRINCE$$$, NOW THAT DOLLIBOT IS HER ATM GIGGLE$$$ DOLLIBOT IS GOING TO GET A SIDE JOB SO DOLLIBOT CAN MAKE MORE MONEY!!! EVERYTHING FOR DIAMOND DIVA PRINCE$$$$$. ALL MONEY GOES TO PRINCE$$$”
Omg Hypnodrone Dollibot you have important work: beg, borrow, work extra hours, sell any valuables you have getting the fund$ to pick up the tab on My very rare & luxuriously expensive bottle of Dom Perignon Rose Vintage 2008 which I simply MUST-HAVE for My gorgeous night of Goddess Glory, My Princessmas Party Indulgence!
Like omg just imagine this bottle of Dom Perignon Rose 2008 beneath the glittering lights of My Pretty Pink Tree in My Glamour Vanity Room… how absolutely beyond darling!
In the spirit of Princessmas, which of course is ALL for ME, NONE for YOU, I will be acknowledging the tallies of money pets that go above and beyond in their tributes to My Princessmas Celebrations throughout the Princessmas Holiday Season! The slaves who contribute the most over the Princessmas season will be announced to the world in the New Year! Omg compete with each other ruthlessly for the number one top tributer spot elfypoos!
Get ready for another round elfypoos, throwing cash as I dash through the top world-class holiday affairs the season has to offer!! If you’re not one of My elfypoo entourage yet, what are you waiting for??!
As one of My select ELFYPOO ENTOURAGE you will be in direct communication with Me all throughout the Holiday Season, kept abreast of the latest & greatest GLAMOUROUS Private & PERSONAL Princessmas Events for which YOUR monetary gifts will be required!! Keep on your toes elfy, this is IMPORTANT WORK, your HIGHEST CALLING!
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