ALL FOR ME, NONE FOR YOU!
Justify your existence, and have a HAPPY HOLIDAY catering to MY whims & sacrificing your own holiday to spoil ME rotten!! I expect you to max your credit cards & empty your bank account this holiday season on ME!! I want you to be deep in debt by the first of the new year!! Bunches & bunches of shiny pretty gifts under MY tree from you, and absolutely NOTHING for you, because you deserve ZILCH, and you know it!! Start by clicking the first button and don’t stop until you reach the last! Ready?! Set! Go!!
