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Currently in My Netflix Streaming ♥ DAVID LYNCH – TWIN PEAKS ♥

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Twin Peaks Marathon = Pilot Episode, Season One, Season Two, the Twin Peaks movie – Fire walk with me, lots of coffee and cherry pie! If you have netflix, add this to your streaming queue NOW! you will watch it with Me. Do NOT watch the movie until you’ve watched ALL episodes of both seasons. It’s a prequel that’s meant to be watched AFTER you watch the series.

CALL ME after you’ve started watching the pilot episode, I LOVE to analyze @DAVID_LYNCH !

Since My idea to offer My PSYCHE-TRANCE FILES through My payment processor VEROTEL here on My public website is working out SO well, I have expanded on this idea,  by launching the premiere of My new VEROTEL Boutique! This is an excellent way to start collecting ALL of My GORGEOUSLY EXPENSIVE items, as there is NOTHING to join, and you can pay with ANY major credit card!

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As if that’s not incentive enough to start shopping for items via this new Verotel option, you will also receive a special introductory price on any item priced at over 150.00 (and available for purchase via Verotel).. what are you waiting for?!

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Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill!

As people that know me are aware of, I am a huge fan of EXPLOITATION/GRINDHOUSE film. I recently finished a painting that is in homage to some of the best in the genre! :heart: This painting is of one of My favourite pop culture icons Tura Satana, inspired by her role as ‘Varla’ in Russ Meyer’s exploitation film ‘Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!’ :heart: I saw this film for the first time about three years ago, and have been a big fan of Tura ever since, she is totally one of my favourites, and I love this film.. I watch it all the time! It TOTALLY kicks butt – SUPERWOMEN belted buckled, and booted!

Acrylic & ink on canvas. I already showed it to Tura via email, and she loved it!! I’ll be giving the original to her, and I also want to have a few high quality prints made.

I have several other art projects I’ve been working on, some of which I’ll be mentioning here later.. a few of My lucky minions already know some of the details!

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE exploiting micro midgie icky dickies?!! It’s so much FUN to abuse you dorks and mock your deformities!! :bouncy: A couple of posts back I mentioned micro midgie johnny and his ‘little episodes’.. well – he is now in the midst of a new task I have given to him, a special micro midgie poll.. LOL. :paper: he has to poll 25 women, and has a long list of embarrassing questions to ask!!

The last time he went out to the club, he quizzed quite a few and got some SUPER funny responses. I’ll be posting some of the funny stuff from the poll when he finishes it, so check back for all the humorous “little details”!! haha.

Another new micro that Ive been having some fun fucking up is micro midgie matty. :bigsmile: I gave itsy bitsy teensy weensy matty a special mantra that it has to recite EVERY morning, as soon as it gets out of bed..

“i am not a human being – i am an it. i am a jester and a wallet.”

This is to remind micro midgie matty that it has no other purpose to serve in this life, it will never have a relationship, no one will ever love it, and so it must pay BIG for its inadequacy!! :predatory: I now have matty on a strict abstinence program, with lots of degrading tasks.. not like it matters, as IF it would ever have a chance to break abstinence anyway! ha.

slave christopher was all wasted the other nite, and I wasn’t here, so he started clicking on My pay to view links.. he even clicked on My “blocked loser” link which he paid another $200 for, and he wasn’t even blocked, LOL. I caught up with him later, it was like afternoon and he was already totally drunk off his ass, cuz he is off work for a few days. I talked about art, film, and philosophy with him, and told him to click more buttons.. one for My CHANEL/LANCOME addiction, and another to buy more pretty glossy art books for ME!! he is such a total little WIMP for Me!! Aren’t you christopher?! CLICK ANOTHER ONE, NOW!

Speaking of film… have any of you dorks seen David Lynch’s new INLAND EMPIRE yet? DAMN! This movie makes figuring out Twin Peaks look like a piece of cake. I LOVE DAVID LYNCH, he always gets you thinking. I’m on My second viewing.. I am letting freddy rent it this weekend (btw freddy is really progressing in his Twin Peaks viewing, he just finished the episode where you find out “who killed laura palmer” :accomplished: )..

Anyone that isn’t completely stupid should rent this film right away.. it’s about three hours long so be ready for an experience, and do NOT watch it when you will have interruptions. If you are completely braindead, don’t bother watching it, you’ll never make it through 1 hour of it. And I don’t want to hear you crying about your headache, either.

IF you have seen it on your own already, kudos to you.. I’m pleased. Call Me this week and discuss it with Me, I’m having fun deliberating on theories and want to hear more various interpretations.. I LOVE analyzing Lynch.

WHAT A BEAUTY!

..Kind of reminds me of that statue, the babe without the arms!

My slave irishgirly is SUPER DUPER happy because *she* finally started a new job. :bouncy: irishgirly will be working from home again, so this is really cool because *her* new job wont interfere with her 24/7 girly training!! irishgirly is still wearing a corset 21 hours out of everyday, in accordance with My instruction for her corset training, which modifies the structure of her very organs, creating a more “girly” shape – also girly is still on *her* female hormone 24/7 patch – so is really progressing well in her training!

In celebration of girlys new job, I allowed *her* to purchase a gorgeous vintage art deco carnelian, chrysoprase chalcedony cabochon, and pearl ring for MOI – OMG its sooo pretty!! I just adore art deco vintage jewelry from the 1920′s, and I LOVE carnelian.

My OBSESSION with David Lynch’s TWIN PEAKS continues unabated!! I have now ordered Agent Dale Coopers ‘autobiography’, Laura Palmer’s Diary, and the Dale Cooper Twin Peaks “Diane Tapes”. oOoOo and I also received a special gift of the full set of Twin Peaks Collectible Card Art. I’ve received some very cool feedback on interpretations about the last episode.. and I now have freddy conducting an unofficial poll on creamed corn consumption – LMAO!! If you are a Lynch/Twin Peaks fan, youll know what Im talking about, lol. I’ll post an update later on how his poll is going.. he hasnt even been able to get ahold of season one yet to start watching it, so he doesnt even know what the creamed corn thing is about, and he’s already doing a poll on it, LOL. he is still like 6th in line waiting to rent season one, cuz the person that rented it last kept it out past due! boo! boo!

I watched Fire Walk With Me again after finishing the second season, and WOW does it make WAY MORE SENSE after seeing the second season. My friend that I mentioned in My last diary post.. you know the one that said do I always get what I want, because as soon as I decided I wanted season 2 to come out, like BAM its released, said to Me the other day “I’m still impressed – and somehow think – that season two was released for you. For years there were no plans to release it. There was argument about rights and practically every other thing you could imagine. You said you wanted it, *POOF* it’s out.” It IS kind of funny how it worked out that way, isnt it? YAY I ROCK.

And speaking of Very Cool Things.. Rob Zombie said the other day that THE DEVILS REJECTS are being released as Living Dead Dolls.. OMG how cool is that?! I LOVE Living Dead Dolls, I cant wait to get the whole set of TDR dollies!! Here’s a preview picture of the Otis living dead doll..

Isn’t he SO cute??!

OMG recently I had a call on niteflirt from a chinky slave, so this is officially My first chink! I mean, I know, I call MY korean buckethead a chink – but technically hes korean (which is why its even more humorous, since he HATES being called that), if you havent read about buckethead click HERE, its very funny! (p.s. you’ll need the password) you can also read about how I wanted a chink to add to MY money slave collection – which I now have!! :bigsmile:

I was very pleased when My new chinky called – he now lives in the USA, lucky little chink. I told him how I had actually been wanting a chinaman money slave to add to My collection, which of course made him very happy! he was SO funny, I totally teased him UNMERCIFULLY – making him pay for the sins of his native land. :predatory: I kept making him say all sorts of things about china, which I found extremely amusing, and then spent some time programming him to reply every time I asked, “what would you be doing right now if you were in china?” with: “sleeping on the floor, peeing in a hole, throwing trash in the streets, throwing trash in the water” .. LOL. Which is what he would no doubt be doing, since apparently that IS what they do in china. As you can read in the link I posted above, freddy went to china for a business trip back a couple of months ago and was SHOCKED at how totally FILTHY it is there, and how the chinese just throw garbage in the streets and water.. EW.

I also let him speak some chinese sentences, which made Me giggle.. he was saying stuff in chinese like he bows at My feet and worships Me.. and I made him repeat the stuff over and over – I couldn’t help but laugh at him all the while! It was lots of fun!! So I now have a chinaman money slave.. w00t! Now to find a taiwanese.

Lots of you dorks have been busy opening MY new slave assignments, and I am pleased to be accumulating lots of SIGNED slave contracts!! A nice big STACK. One of My new swedish slaves that opened and signed My slave contract immediately after signing up for My annuity slave program, was also allowed to open both parts of My invading your mind series, and that is sure to REALLY fuck with his head! If you haven’t listened to one of MY wicked hypnos, go to My “Exhibits” page and do so now!

:journal: oOoOo Remember how I talked on a previous diary entry about watching Marlene Dietrich in ‘The Devil is a Woman’ and how much I TOTALLY LOVED IT? :loved: Then I found out that the movie was based on this book by Pierre Louys called ‘Woman and Puppet’, so I really wanted to read it, since the movie was SO cool, and the title of the book so intriguing. you can click HERE to read about the film, IF you are lucky enough to have the password to read My locked entries, but to recap.. the premise of the story is this: a cold-hearted blonde vixen taking advantage of men for their money leaving them with broken hearts.. meow! Definitely MY kind of storyline.

I can only imagine the book is even better than the movie, though imagining that is difficult. I looked for it at bookstores, but I couldnt find it anywhere, not even to order. I always love all these totally subterranean things that are really difficult to find.. lol.

Anyhow! Eventually after searching and searching I found a copy of a LIMITED EDITION private printing of the book from 1930, of which only 2500 copies were made.. so of course I HAD to have it to add to My first edition, limited edition, and rare books collection. It is beautifully illustrated and in “near fine” condition, ie no marks, bookplates, writing on the pages, etc. Since freddy bought My Marlene Dietrich DVD collection for Me, which included The Devil is a Woman, I also allowed him to buy this special rare book for Me!! I so cannot wait to read it!!

oh AND Pierre Louys spent most of his life in France and was friends with both Andre Gide and Oscar Wilde, so this book is TOTALLY going on My frenchy bookcase which is reserved exclusively for french writers/artists.. I organize My books in a totally eclectic way.. I think Ive mentioned this on My diary before.. I like to put the people that associated with other people next to each other on the bookcase, so like in other words Man Ray is next to Cocteau, etc. The frenchy bookcase does include expatriates obviously, like Henry Miller.. so I will probably put Louys somewhere appropriate, like next to Gide.

DAMN good coffee, and HOT!

VARLA MAGAZINE UPDATE! I just found out from agnar, who just heard from the editor of Varla Magazine, that the 2 APD ads featuring MOI will be in the very NEXT ISSUE of Varla Magazine – issue 14!! Issue 13 is already sold out, so if you want to see it you should get your copy of issue 14 as soon as it comes out! I’ll post again and let you know when the issue is available on store shelves, and for ordering online. Click the banner below to visit Varla’s website, its a super cool magazine, all about chicks & rock n roll, w00t!

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