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LUXURY SNOB PODCAST v1.2
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Check it out – go to www.google.com, type in “money domme” and hit the “I’m feeling lucky” button. 
How cool is that? Google sends you directly to MY site with a click of the LUCKY button. Go ahead, hit the back button and do it again, every single time, your luck lands you RIGHT HERE! lmfao! I love it.
danny dorko finally moved out of his parents house again, and into an apartment with some roommates. OH and he landed a new job! he’s TOTALLY SO excited about that, because he gets his first paycheck in like 3 days, and of COURSE he’s already making plans to spend EVERY LAST CENT of it on MOI!! :predatory: OMG and that reminds Me.. I forgot to mention that I made dorko eat a SLUG. LOL!!
What happened was, he was outside drinking his booze in the bushes so he could call Me, and while he was out there a slug crawled into his whiskey. Once he got inside he told Me about it, in his drunken stupor he had decided to make the slug his pet. How retarded is that? :silly: Only a flaming retard would want a nasty slimy icky SLUG for a pet, YUCK!! slugs are SO GROSS. Since he was so stupid, I decided to make him munch it up, and he really did, slug goo and all, ewww!! LOOK, here’s a couple of pix, one of him chugging his booze, and another pic of the slug on his credit card right before he ate him!
I swear, he will do ANYTHING to amuse Me, no matter what it is!!.. jumping up and down like a monkey, slapping himself across the face, stealing his sister’s dresses, eating slugs.. whatever I say! :accomplished: And all at the same time that he’s sending Me THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS to do it, because of course, he has to pay BIG for the honour of being MY jester. I want you to sacrifice your money AND your self-composure for ME! I’m not happy with part, I WANT IT ALL!
While on the topic of FLAMING RETARDS – retardo reubs called Me a couple nights ago, and WOW has he MAJORLY turned into MORE of a LOSER than EVER!! The night that he called Me, he was waiting at home for Me to turn My lines on, plying his wife with liquor so that she would pass out for the night, LOL. Yes, while I was out ALL that day and night shopping.. he was at home hitting refresh on My niteflirt page, waiting for My lines to say I was available for a call. Literally As SOON as I turned My lines on, he called Me. Like, seriously, IMMEDIATELY after I clicked “Yes, taking calls” the phone was ringing and reuben was there waiting for Me to take all his money while I laugh at him as he cries. 
he always cries and cries, and it’s SO hilarious. I love hearing him blubber like a total FOOL.
When he first started calling Me he was always trying to impress Me talking about stuff trying to act like he’s all worldly and knowledgeable, and it was SO pathetic. :sleepy: AND BORING, SO BORING. Now he doesn’t try at all, because he KNOWS there is NO chance that he will EVER impress Me, no matter what he says. I am fully aware of what a REJECT he is. Oh, btw, if you read My diary regularly and hence, know the past history of reubs, you might be interested to know that his “lover” is no longer his brush, his new lover is his wifeypoo’s DILDO. lol, yes that’s right. If she ONLY knew……!
I recently had My deformed reject write a couple of reports on the DEHUMANIZATION and humiliation he has suffered for MY PROFIT & AMUSEMENT. he is one of MY psychological experiments, and I have tried out lots of My psychological theories, and unorthodox brainwashing practices on his head, and he LOVES IT. Especially since I tell him that he does. I LOVE to tell you how you feel about things. Anyway, I told him to just write what he has had to undergo as MY DEFORMED REJECT, and what the result of said experiments have been upon his psyche and physicality. LOL. It was initially just a task to see how he has progressed, but I had NO idea it would be SO enlightening and FUNNY. :bouncy: FUNNY OH SO FUNNY!! OMG, I really don’t even realize the full scope of just how mean I’m being to you, and how INHUMAN I’m treating you until I see it all in black and white like that!! It’s absolutely GORGEOUS, PURE BRILLIANCE.
Not only was I totally laughing while reading the reports, but I had to share it with friends too, because it was WAY too hilarious not to share. On that note, I have decided to make a new :ipod: LUXURY SNOB PODCAST all about it!! you get to hear ALL the WICKED details, as I read rejects report, without leaving ANYTHING out. I am SCANDALOUSLY HEARTLESS, and completely UNMERCIFUL.
you will have to pay to hear it, OF COURSE, this stuff is WAY too good and far too POWERFUL to make available to just anyone that passes by. Go ahead and click the podcast button below to get the password to open it and have immediate access to MY viciously cute voice!! SNOB PODCAST v1.2 is available to listen to here on My website, OR download it to your mp3 to take with you wherever you go! And, as mentioned before, I record MY podcasts on a professional STUDIO condenser microphone.. so as you can imagine, the clarity is SO pristine, the sound is absolutely AMAZING!! :heart: After you hear it, you will be obsessed with the desire to have Me fuck with YOUR HEAD too!!
Causing quite a stir..
I just finished a painting of Sid Haig (Captain Spaulding from Rob Zombie’s movies ‘House of 1000 Corpses’ & ‘The Devils Rejects’) & his fiance Suzie.. a gift for their upcoming wedding. Monochrome – Acrylic on canvas. It’s based on My favourite photograph of the two of them together.. I already showed the painting to Sid & Suzie and they loved it. YAY! They are totally the coolest people, and so sweet!
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I’m not satiated with 10 measly percent, I WANT IT ALL, and THEN SOME!!
Have I mentioned how much I LOVE abusing southern irish catholics?! SO MUCH FUN!! I have this new slave I am calling ‘the crippled catholic’.. he lives with his parents, in southern ireland, and they are totally devout orthodox catholics. They have all these religious relics and stuff ALL over the house. The last time crippled catholic called, I made him wheel himself around the house, taking ALL of the catholic stuff down off the walls.. and even made him empty all the holy water onto the floor, from these fount things they have – one at the front door, and one in the living room, where they bless themselves every time they come into the room, or enter the house. They have to go to the church to pick up holy water for it, so I guess someone had to make an emergency run the next day, cuz of MOI, huh?! ha
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