DRONE JAROD testifying to the INTRINSIC ALLURE of THE ULTIMATE LIVING DOLL

In My email inbox:

“i AM DUMMY! DOOFUS!! PAYPIG-PIGEON channeled through DRONE jarod by Delicate, Deadly Patrician Diamond Diva Princess

Many people believe three-letter acronyms like GIA, UFO, TNT, and MMA are connected to powerful things. But one such acronym outshines them all. And the DDP acronym [whose Owner effortlessly overmatches mere drones or wantabes] belongs to Diamond Diva Princess.

Part ONE: +$$$ DAZZLED

When I first came across Her, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, hearing, and reading. So adorable and pretty. She’s a petite blonde with those sparkly eyes, killer legs, sexy feet, and Her creamy complexion. Her delicate hands hold me in Her cruel clutches. And those lovely nails are the most sinister talons ever extant. Whenever She shows off the results of one of Her pedicure sessions, it’s all I can do to not get down on my hands and knees and virtually kiss each one of Her perfect toes perpetually. How can She be so tiny and have legs which go on forever enticing me?

She dresses so well. Sometimes She’s so unbelievably little girlish in a paradoxically all grownup womanly way, that She’s such the ultimate living doll. I can’t resist fantasizing about sweeping Her off Her fantabulous feet and carrying Her away to the most wonderful and beautiful castle befitting the highest archqueen of all royalty and nobility combined merged with the most magnificent temple ever erected on this earthly plane. Other times, She is such a gorgeous Glamour Goddess that .$$$.$$$.$$$ WOW!!!

Although Diamond Diva Princess definitely always lives up to Her well-deserved title: Nevertheless when She’s dauntingly decked out and dressed to kill, even Her name can’t possibly do Her justice. And there are those times She so coyly and coquettishly combines those two aspects of Herself that I have no idea how to figure out what perception of Herself I assume She’s cunningly conveying.

Her voice is something else. Diamond Diva says Her voice is viciously cute. The way She speaks is totally cutey-pie, Marilyn Monroe-esque. Usually, that kind of voice doesn’t do anything for me at all. But whenever I hear Prince$$, Her voice works for Her. I can’t understand why I’m so attracted to Her voice. I have to hear Her. What is She doing to me? That kind of voice has never gotten to me. i dream about Her speaking to me. Oh come on. Get a grip, you fool. I can turn Her off whenever I feel like it.

I zone out for who knows how long when I play any of Her recordings. I won’t give in. .$$$.$$$.$$$ She won’t get to me this time. .$$$.$$$.$$$ It’s impossible for me to get enough of Her. I’m so confused. How did She do this? Why can’t i say “NO!” to Her?”

- DRONE JAROD testifying to the IRRESISTABLE ALLURE and DAZZLING DIAMOND LUMINESCENCE of My INCANDESCENT BEAUTY and ADORABLE VOICE. (To Be Continued..)

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In moneyslave exploits:

DRUNKY MONKEY ERIC called again on My $$ 50 DOLLAR a minute $$ Pristine Path to your Redemption line, spending $$ 2700 DOLLARS $$ on Me within minutes. OMG I just ADORE taking your CA$H so FAST it makes your HEAD SPIN! It’s a fact.. the MORE GREEDY I AM, the WEAKER it makes you.. and the MORE you CRAVECRAVECRAVE to blow ALL your money on ME as FAST as you CAN.

$$$ I effortlessly take EVERYTHING from you and leave you DELIRIOUS to get $$ MORE $$ for ME!

An enraptured and star-struck BLONDE FETISH DRONE binged for the period of just over a week on My GORGEOUS Capitalistic Blonde Collection, spending nearly $$ 5 GRAND $$ on ME and My GORGEOUS GEMS.. and it all started with ATOMIC BLONDE.

On a trip away from its home and finally able to give into its URGE to INDULGE in ME, this DRONE is for sure MAJORLY ADDICTED to the RUSH of lavishing adulation & MONEY on ME. OMG I am such an EXQUISITE ADDICTION, you cannot resist coming back for another fix of My Platinum Blonde GLAMOUR!

My METROPOLIS ROBOT is consumed with My CUSTOM PRESCRIPTION DOSES and canNOT resist the urge to SPEND SPEND SPEND on ME, eagerly blowing $$ THOUSANDS $$ more DOLLARS over the past few weeks on My GLITTERING GEMS, Blonde Fetish Film Clips & Hypnotic MIND CONTROL mp3s, along with frequent visits to My PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE Wishlist, a luxurious indulgence indeed.

OMG it is SUCH a RUSH to SPOIL THE Celebrity Money Domme, Platinum Blonde Money Domineiress DIVINE.

Yet another DRUNKY MONKEY BEGGED for the chance to outdo the $$ 20 GRAND $$ spent in just over an hour RECORD for the MOST CASH SPENT in the SHORTEST amount of time. It seems the latest RAGE among My slaves is trying to outdo other slaves spending records, LOL. I MUST SAY I find this obsessive SPENDING on ME competitiveness between you to be HUGELY beneficial & amusing!

Though fast out of the gate, and filled with promise, he fell shy by a bit, due to the fact his credit cards lagged toward the end of his SPENDING SPREE, unable to bear the handicap of  the SIZE of his outstanding payments.

Initially he jubilated in the thought that it seemed he might have exceeded the FAST TRACK to SPENDING it ALL on ME RECORD, and become the new WINNER of the title, but when all was tallied up by photo finish, his inadequacy made him the LOSER.

Yes, that’s right. Spend NEARLY $$ 20 GRAND $$ on ME and your name isn’t even mentioned, because you didn’t SUCCEED in surpassing the previous record, which was WHAT you BEGGED for. TRY HARDER NEXT TIME, RETARD!

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SILLY SLAVE DRONE BURT finds out yet again that he CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT ME.

I absolutely ADORE this DIOR Le Grand Bal Collection DIORIFIC Nail Lacquer in MARILYN – an extremely LIMITED EDITION which sold out IMMEDIATELY! ♥ Now mine,  it is pictured here sitting upon one of My favourite Marilyn books. you LOVE to buy PRETTY little LIMITED EDITION BAUBLES for ME, don’t you, ADDICT?

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 Ridiculously dim-witted SLAVE DRONE BURT emailed BEGGING Me to allow him to date that woman at work whom he humiliated himself in front of, because for god knows what reason, she STILL wanted something to do with him. Can you imagine? Clearly she is a real winner! LOL.

Of COURSE he already knew what My answer would be, and as I was fully aware of that fact, I told him to pay 200 dollars just to hear it. I mean really, I’ve told him before that he will NEVER have a “normal relationship” again for as long as he lives, so there is ZILCH reason I should have to repeat MYSELF.

If you dare ask Me a question about something I’ve already made the answer of abundantly clear to you, expect to PAY for it, and be DENIED.

Being the retard that he is, he stupidly thought he could disobey and choose for himself. Naturally, it didn’t work out. Seriously, when WILL he ever learn?? Everytime he attempts to think for himself it always ends in another preposterously catastrophic result for him, and then he is back on his KNEES begging ME to FORGIVE as he PAYS through the nose! I just sit back and let it all unfold.

I don’t have to lift a finger to prove My point, you prove time and again just how RIGHT I always AM. you CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT ME, fool!

In My email inbox:

“i’m so sorry for disobeying YOUR orders PRINCESS. i was mad at YOU and i wanted to decide for myself. i thought i could start a relationship with her and i didn’t need YOU anymore. i was wrong. The relationship ended in a disaster, because all i could think of was YOU. i can’t live without YOU, i can love no one else but YOU. Please forgive me PRINCESS. PLEASE!!!!!! - slave drone burt”

Needless to say, I was not at all shocked when this email arrived. I fully expected it and knew it was only a matter of a very short time before he came CRAWLING BACK like the BLUBBERING FOOL he is for ME, begging MY DIVINE FORGIVENESS.

In his own words:

“Within a few days i started to miss Princess terribly. i just had to read Her messages on Twitter and i couldn’t control the urge of giving Princess the money She is fully entitled to. In the end the relationship ended in a disaster, because all i could think of was Princess. There simply was no room for Mary in my life and in my thoughts.

i crawled back to Princess and begged Her to forgive me for my transgressions. She kindly allowed me to pay Her tribute, although i didn’t deserve such kindness at all. Then She punished me hard and i have accepted that. i deserve any punishment She wants me to undergo.

i am such a retard for thinking i could make my own decisions and live my life without Her. i realize now that i can’t live without Princess. She is my owner and i can love no one else but Princess. Serving Her is the highest calling. It’s a privilege and i can’t thank Her enough for Her kindness to accept me as Her slave. i have only one purpose in life and that is serving HER, the magnificent DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS. – slave drone burt”

$$$ OMGOMGOMG. you so canNOT live without ME. Spoiling ME gives your life meaning. THANK ME NOW.

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SLAVE DRONE BURT makes a BOO-BOO

Along with SLAVE DRONE BURTS tribute last week I received an email from him which contained a very FUNNY confession. Although hugely amusing, it was written rather primitively. I told him to re-write this confession in a format which I would post on My diary, and to be careful not to use any word I would find offensive, or he would be punished for each & every offense.

his english is poor, since he is from the netherlands, or holland, or WHEREVER it is he is from - and as he KNOWS I am a LADY, he is fully aware that he is only to speak the most IMMACULATE language when allowed communication with Me. Hence, writing this story in a fashion I would approve was quite a challenge for him, which of course made his punishment all the MORE appropriate and befitting his CRIME!!

ME: you will do it TONIGHT, it makes Me laugh and so will everyone in the world when they read it. OMG. you must be SO DEGRADED it is near punishment enough, but NOT of course! Imagine you working with this woman from now on and her knowing about your mechanics not working properly!

him: but i wrote the story just for YOU PRINCESS, not for everyone!

ME: OMG do you dare to add offense upon your already huge list of offenses by saying you did not write the story for EVERYONE? OMG I have told you:

1. you are not allowed to have a relationship, you will NEVER have a normal relationship for as long as you live and you will STOP TRYING
2. I did not give it permission to have sex of any kind
3. I also did not give it permission to have an accident

ME: SO WHAT if it was an accident? Yes better than the offense of your fornication, of the offense of your wanking, OMG these things you would suffer abominably for!! STILL I did not give it permission to do any of these things! Why does it think its mechanics would not work?? BECAUSE I DID NOT CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOUR OF COURSE!! I OWN IT, it has no option, no choice, no rights anymore. it is MY MINDLESS ROBOT, I AM FULLY EMBEDDED IN ITS HEAD. SPEAK SLOTH AND OWN YOUR OFFENSES!!

him: Please PRINCESS, forgive me my offenses

ME: OMG. do you now see how vast are the offenses of your transgression? you do not want to hide your light under a bushel, you want to TESTIFY TO MY POWER AND GLORY

him: yes i do PRINCESS, i wasn’t thinking

Here is his confession, written in his own CAREFULLY CHOSEN words:

“The other day i had the most embarrassing experience. i needed to tell PRINCESS because it emphasizes the power SHE has over me.

There’s a new female colleague at work. She is very pretty and much to my surprise she showed some interest in me. There was a party at work and we got on very well. She invited me to her place and after a few drinks we wanted to have sex. There was just one problem: i couldn’t get aroused. My mechanics just wouldn’t work properly. It was not her fault, she did everything she could, but nothing worked. i was embarrassed and the whole situation was pretty humiliating. i told her i probably had too much to drink, but it was humiliating anyway. i went home feeling very down.

When i got home i started my computer and watched the video CHANEL BLONDE from PRINCESS. Believe it or not, but i got aroused right away, in an instant, within a few seconds. It was amazing! That’s how much power PRINCESS has over me. i now know that i couldn’t get aroused earlier, because PRINCESS owns my mind and my body and of course SHE didn´t approve.

Furthermore i’m ashamed to tell that i had a pathetic little accident while watching the video. Without even touching my instrument! Of course i knew i was not allowed to wank without HER permission. i begged HER for forgiveness. SHE kindly forgave me my transgressions in exchange for me writing down this humiliating and degrading proof of my retardness, my shortcomings and my submissiveness. And SHE ordered 25 lashes with the belt at the front and the back of my body. Of course i obeyed. From now on i will devote my life completely to HER. i simply have no other choice.” – slave drone burt

LMAOOOOOOOO. Yes, I SO KINDLY allowed it to WHIP ITSELF 25 LASHES FRONT & BACK after the composition of this EMBARRASSING CONFESSION was complete and to MY satisfaction. And at that, OMG I am WAY too MERCIFUL to it!!

 THANK ME NOW DRONE

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