..with her demeanor, with her carefree yet cruel laughter, her colors (pink, black, suicide blonde), her dresses, her little girl socks over highheels, her posters, and with the dollars signs in her name, she is the ultimate American, postmodern, dominant, self-rightous, diamond loving, man controlling, seductress. She knows her trade: She knows how to use a man’s fundamental weakness to take his money, his phallus from him. She is cute, she is clever, and she is cruel. I am enchanted, hypnotized, and ripped apart. I am in love with you, Diamond Diva Princess. — My coward