“15 mins of FAME” (or infamy!)

I’ll be making another post in a few days, but I know a bunch of you have been waiting eagerly for the new pages on paypig.net that Ive been creating, along with the new slick layout, so I decided to post now and let everyone know that the new layout is now up!! OMG there is SO much cool stuff, you are going to have SO MUCH FUN!! Lots & lots of super neat interactive thingies!

Here’s whats new, and how it all works:

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DRIVE, AND DON’T MISS!

Exploitation film & pop culture icon TURA SATANA herself posted on My last diary post!! I know a bunch of you are fans of her films, so if you haven’t seen her comment yet, go check it out!! She is so sweet, and you are all SO lucky to get to read a message from her!

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Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill!

As people that know me are aware of, I am a huge fan of EXPLOITATION/GRINDHOUSE film. I recently finished a painting that is in homage to some of the best in the genre! :heart: This painting is of one of My favourite pop culture icons Tura Satana, inspired by her role as ‘Varla’ in Russ Meyer’s exploitation film ‘Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!’ :heart: I saw this film for the first time about three years ago, and have been a big fan of Tura ever since, she is totally one of my favourites, and I love this film.. I watch it all the time! It TOTALLY kicks butt – SUPERWOMEN belted buckled, and booted!

Acrylic & ink on canvas. I already showed it to Tura via email, and she loved it!! I’ll be giving the original to her, and I also want to have a few high quality prints made.

I have several other art projects I’ve been working on, some of which I’ll be mentioning here later.. a few of My lucky minions already know some of the details!

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE exploiting micro midgie icky dickies?!! It’s so much FUN to abuse you dorks and mock your deformities!! :bouncy: A couple of posts back I mentioned micro midgie johnny and his ‘little episodes’.. well – he is now in the midst of a new task I have given to him, a special micro midgie poll.. LOL. :paper: he has to poll 25 women, and has a long list of embarrassing questions to ask!!

The last time he went out to the club, he quizzed quite a few and got some SUPER funny responses. I’ll be posting some of the funny stuff from the poll when he finishes it, so check back for all the humorous “little details”!! haha.

Another new micro that Ive been having some fun fucking up is micro midgie matty. :bigsmile: I gave itsy bitsy teensy weensy matty a special mantra that it has to recite EVERY morning, as soon as it gets out of bed..

“i am not a human being – i am an it. i am a jester and a wallet.”

This is to remind micro midgie matty that it has no other purpose to serve in this life, it will never have a relationship, no one will ever love it, and so it must pay BIG for its inadequacy!! :predatory: I now have matty on a strict abstinence program, with lots of degrading tasks.. not like it matters, as IF it would ever have a chance to break abstinence anyway! ha.

slave christopher was all wasted the other nite, and I wasn’t here, so he started clicking on My pay to view links.. he even clicked on My “blocked loser” link which he paid another $200 for, and he wasn’t even blocked, LOL. I caught up with him later, it was like afternoon and he was already totally drunk off his ass, cuz he is off work for a few days. I talked about art, film, and philosophy with him, and told him to click more buttons.. one for My CHANEL/LANCOME addiction, and another to buy more pretty glossy art books for ME!! he is such a total little WIMP for Me!! Aren’t you christopher?! CLICK ANOTHER ONE, NOW!

Speaking of film… have any of you dorks seen David Lynch’s new INLAND EMPIRE yet? DAMN! This movie makes figuring out Twin Peaks look like a piece of cake. I LOVE DAVID LYNCH, he always gets you thinking. I’m on My second viewing.. I am letting freddy rent it this weekend (btw freddy is really progressing in his Twin Peaks viewing, he just finished the episode where you find out “who killed laura palmer” :accomplished: )..

Anyone that isn’t completely stupid should rent this film right away.. it’s about three hours long so be ready for an experience, and do NOT watch it when you will have interruptions. If you are completely braindead, don’t bother watching it, you’ll never make it through 1 hour of it. And I don’t want to hear you crying about your headache, either.

IF you have seen it on your own already, kudos to you.. I’m pleased. Call Me this week and discuss it with Me, I’m having fun deliberating on theories and want to hear more various interpretations.. I LOVE analyzing Lynch.

MY chemistry, mixing and co-mingling with Picasso’s..

I let lucky slave danny pay for My fine dining & art museum excursion this last week, and OMG did I have SO much fun!! (btw I am now calling slave danny ‘DANNY DORKO’, lol) I was so excited to go because this museum has pieces by some of My favourite artists, including: Picasso, Cindy Sherman, and Warhol, among many others. The modern art section is HUGE. To My ecstatic surprise, they had a large piece by COCTEAU as well, and a Chagall.  meow.

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I’m not satiated with 10 measly percent, I WANT IT ALL, and THEN SOME!!

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE abusing southern irish catholics?! SO MUCH FUN!! I have this new slave I am calling ‘the crippled catholic’.. he lives with his parents, in southern ireland, and they are totally devout orthodox catholics. They have all these religious relics and stuff ALL over the house. The last time crippled catholic called, I made him wheel himself around the house, taking ALL of the catholic stuff down off the walls.. and even made him empty all the holy water onto the floor, from these fount things they have – one at the front door, and one in the living room, where they bless themselves every time they come into the room, or enter the house. They have to go to the church to pick up holy water for it, so I guess someone had to make an emergency run the next day, cuz of MOI, huh?! ha

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