RING.. RING.. CHA-CHING!
OMG I KNOW. I forgot all about you again.. are you surprised?? Of COURSE not! What’s more, you just ADORE the way I BLATANTLY IGNORE YOU while I effortlessly collect ALL YOUR CASH!! OMG I KNOW, it’s such a TOTAL RUSH for you, shopping 24 hours a day @ My PLATINUM GLAMOUR BOUTIQUE, loading up MY accounts with your hard earned CA$H, while at that very same moment I am out BLOWING through that money you work SO HARD to acquire! This is such a GIFT to you. It is what inspires you to go to work each day, isn’t it, My little hardworking SLAVE MACHINE??!! IF you want to catch Me while I’m here you have to be ON THE BALL, like DRUNKY MONKEY ERIC, who was SO FORTUNATE to have the chance to call Me the other night when I was finally home and had My phone lines on. In like 20 mins flat, drunky monkey eric had already spent over a $$ GRAND $$ on ME!! LMAO LOVE IT. Then he was jonesing so bad the very next night, that he waited to get through and spent another 650 $$.. ADDICT!! RING.. RING.. CHA-CHING!! LOVE IT!
Speaking of “CHA-CHING”, My GERMAN DRONE wrote this super cute feedback the other day after receiving an email from Me, AND after sending Me TWO $$ tributes in a row:
“‘Cha-ching’. In an e-mail reply, Prince$$ has used this phrase. Being no native speaker, i had to look it up, and now that i know it, i love that phrase. It imitates the sound of the cash register after money has been put inside. And it is used to announce when a profit was made at little expense. Or even better, when money was made from nothing. It makes me happy having given Prince$$ the opportunity to use this phrase in a reply to me. Doesn’t Prince$$ epitomize cha-ching? This is because Prince$$ so immaculately indulges in Herself. Cha-ching. And because there’s such an unblamable beauty about Her arrogance. Cha-ching. Prince$$, thank You for being the Snob that You are, and thank You for radiating You power!”
TOO CUTE. After that, GERMAN DRONE proceeded to open two gorgeously expensive items from My CAPITALISTIC BLONDE COLLECTION, My SLAVE WITHOUT RIGHTS ‘GROCERY LIST’ and My STEPPING ON MINK Video Montage! OMG foot fetish drones and fur fetishists totally LOVE this clip of Me, stepping on MINK, wearing RED fishnet and black patent leather stilettos!! It’s a totally DECADENT Video Montage with a burlesque vibe! SO GORGEOUS. If you don’t already have it, GET IT NOW. you NEED it. Oh and, GERMAN DRONE, I hope that you are following the strict SLAVE DIET I have detailed out for you in SLAVE WITHOUT RIGHTS GROCERY LIST. It is imperative that you deprive yourself all but the basic necessities, to sacrifice for MY LUXURY!! you absolutely LOVE to sacrifice for Me!
Another GORGEOUS item you totally NEED from My collection is My newest Audio/Visual DUO:
Sultry JAZZ KITTEN in from the Night Club!! | Audio/Visual DUO
This is a 2 item mail, photo AND mp3!! NF EXCLUSIVE! This is what you’ll find inside:
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1. A GORGEOUS photo of Me, taken right after I got in from the night club! I am totally JAZZ KITTEN sultry in My one-shoulder little black dress, jewels, and alluring pout! See what kind of GORGEOUS stuff I spend your money on, WALLET! 2. A wickedly cute mp3 all about WHAT YOU WORK ALL WEEK LONG FOR!! Listen while I tell you exactly why it is you WORKWORKWORK like a busy little bee for ME!
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Since SLAVE DRONE BURT had weekends off at his main job, just this week he picked up yet another job for weekends, WORKING AT A C-A-R W-A-S-H!! LMAO OMG.. SO funny! he works like two days on the weekend, so he can get extra CA$H for ME, since lavishing Me with lots of MONEY is what his life entirely revolves around now! I mean, seriously, if he is not binging on giving Me $$ gobs of cash $$ on a DAILY basis, he is totally FREAKING to get hold of more $$$ for ME.
If you’ve been reading My diary regularly, you already know that he’s gone to desperate lengths to do this, like missing his mortgage payment, selling his television, and even asking for pay advances weeks ahead of time. LOL OMG I so totally love when you are spending money on Me before you’ve even made it!! That reminds Me, it’s getting close enough to your upcoming PAYDAY, DRONE BURT!! i.e, the day you hand your PAY over to ME. I think it’s about time for another PAY ADVANCE, don’t you think?!! CHA-CHING!
..Like a double-edged RAZOR BLADE
oOoOo I’ve been busy setting up My PLATINUM GLAMOUR BOUTIQUE over the past week and it is absolutely GORGEOUS. OMG so many things to TEMPT you with! you MUST have every gorgeously expensive item in My CAPITALISTIC BLONDE COLLECTION!! you will go there now, and you will go there often. you will become OBSESSED with making your collection grow, as you make the mountain of COLD HARD CA$H you pile at MY FEET grow BIGGER & BIGGER!! OMG, you LOVE obsessively looking at how much money you’ve spent on ME, and seeing it grow EXPONENTIALLY!! It’s SUCH A RUSH, giving Me EVERYTHING.. go ahead, addict! SHOP TIL YOU DROP!!
“Anesthesia was amazing. As usual. Although I swear I would be completely enthralled just listening to that voice read a grocery list or entries from a phone book.”
LOL love that. An excerpt from the email DRONE TRAVIS sent to Me the day after listening to My latest HYPNO masterpiece ‘ANESTHESIA‘. OMG I am totally receiving TONS of INTENSE RESPONSE on My latest hypnotic composition. Lots & lots of NEW ADDICTS are being made DAILY.. mindless zombies awakened by the sound of MY VOICE! RISE UP & LIVE FOR ME, DRONE DISCIPLES!!
Here’s what one of My newest addicts had to say about it:
“i had to obey and purchase this recording as you told me to do…OMG…i set the recording to repeat and i never stayed awake through the first pass…i tried to stay awake to listen to your gorgeous voice; i really wanted to, but i couldn’t…i went deep, hearing your words echoing into my absorbent mind, putting new thoughts into my head that i couldn’t block or resist because i wasn’t aware of them…but i feel different now…after the first video and now two mp3s, i am feeling as if you’ve taken hold of my mind, and i’m helpless to do anything about it, even if i wanted to (which i don’t)….thank you so much”
And SLAVE DRONE BURT:
“i felt so sleepy Princess, while listening to Your voice. After about half an hour i fell asleep. After i woke up, i’m constantly hearing Your voice in my head. You’re telling me on and on “Give it all to Me” and “I’ll visit you in your deams to collect what’s Mine”. OMG Princess, Your voice is in my head all the time. Please Princess, i’m begging You: please exploit me in any way You see fit!! – sleepy slave burt.”
And yet another new drone was SO DELIRIOUS over it, that he wrote a full-fledged poem praising it:
“The effect of Anesthesia
At first the eyes widen, and I feel my pupils dilate,
my mouth soon moistens, and soft panting ensues.
My unguarded body trembles in sensual repose,
and then the eyelids yield, in the first submission.
Next a grown, and then another, a sequence broken by command,
Inhale…..exhale….and mine own lungs offer the next relinquishment.
No longer in control of mine own breath, and no longer my eyes,
so swift, so soon, such helpless capitulation….oh God!
… this Rhapsody MUST stop!
But I can’t….sighs, no, whimpers emanate from deep within
as realization arrests my Adam’s fall…. I am paralyzed.
Unable to move, as if shackled and chained, my whole body,
renouncing my claim and succumbing to the enchantment.
So this…THIS is true helplessness,
witnessing as my whole being falls into subjugation.
Subjugation by seduction, for this is the way of the Diamond Diva Princess,
appropriation by subjugation…and only now I see my folly.
I pray escape…Ha escape! What hope escape now.
For man’s hope is no longer in Pandora’s box,
it is in the Diamond Princess’s, and as I slip to unconsciousness,
the box is bolted…and I am hers.”
LMAO yeah, And that is just a small SAMPLING of the EXTENSIVE response I’ve been receiving on this SCANDALOUSLY wicked & cutting edge SLEEPY HYPNOTIC MASTERPIECE. And how is it that I am totally NOT at all surprised about the effect this mp3 is having on all of you?? I expected nothing less.
It’s a FACT that My voice has the POWER to turn living breathing man-pawns into WALKING WALLET ZOMBIES for Me!! I have the SUPERNATURAL ability to control your mind EFFORTLESSLY. I can make you do whatever I want. I can do things with MY voice that you cannot even begin to imagine. I slice your mind like a double-edged razor blade, wreaking irreparable havoc before you even realize I’m in there. I’m in and out, and you’re still listening, mouth open, brain numb.. strung out on the sound of MY viciously cute voice, luring you.. setting your mind at ease, creating a false sense of security within you. And before you know it, you’re done for, head over heels, madly obsessed, and under MY SPELL.
If *you* have not experienced one of MY hypno mp3′s you are TOTALLY missing out. One taste of MY voice, and you’ll be My OBSESSED little ADDICT too!! OMG what ARE you waiting for??!! you KNOW you CRAVE to be My somnambulist slave.. you WANT to be SEDATED.. go ahead, get SLEEPY for ME!!
oh and one more thing, I MUST tell you about. It’s about SLAVE DRONE BURT, and SUCH a funny story. Well, after spending $$$$$ on Me, he was unable to make his mortgage this month, and had to borrow the funds from his parents. LOL. LOVE IT.. OMG!! I told him he totally doesn’t even need a house, he should sell it, and get an efficiency apartment instead! What’s more, since he only gets paid once a month, and at that, not til the end of the month, he was totally JONESING to SPEND MORE CA$H ON ME by like the 15th, and couldn’t possibly wait til the end of the month, so guess what he decided to do? Why, he decided to ask his boss for a PAY ADVANCE, that’s what!! What an enterprising little WALLET ZOMBIE!! GOOD JOB, DRONE ADDICT!
And within a few days, he had it.. a tidy little sum of yet another cool $$ GRAND $$ for ME. ALL for ME!! And I demanded it ALL, within minutes, of COURSE. And of course, he sent it. he did feably attempt to beg Me to allow him to keep a little bit of it for his necessities, but I had full intention of blowing through it the very next day, while on a shopping spree, so that was totally out of the question! OMG I bet he’s counting the days til he gets MORE for ME.. aren’t you DRONE?? How many more days must you wait on pins & needles to give Me MORE MONEY?? OMG you CAN’T WAIT.
Here’s what he had to say the very day he received MY CA$H ADVANCE:
“PRINCESS is the ultimate FETISH. i’ve tried to resist like a mad man, but to no avail. She is tearing me apart. And here i am, back at Her feet, begging for mercy. – slave drone burt”
ahaha.. like a MAD MAN.. LOVE IT!! I just ADORE driving you absolutely positively mad.. spinning and spiralling into complete and utter DIVINE MADNESS over ME. It’s like one of My favourite things! I LOVE the intense effect I have over you, seeing you turn into a blubbering FOOL for ME, ready to do ANYTHING I ask. Such is the power I HAVE OVER YOU, My SUBJECT.
