Thoughts on Art and Fashion – Nouveau réalisme: Lady Gaga as Glorified Sea-Monkey
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In the beginning was Gaga without form and void. A sea monkey set adrift in a pool of pallid lobsters. Enter a shattering of consciousness, light refracting through jagged swarovski crystals, a metaphorical photography still of a Bergdorf Goodman window, art as statement piece. Suddenly the chrysalis shape shifted a cocoon in which haused the possibility of hatching in multiple directions.. a hectagon of possibility. Gaga could have become caught in the whirlpool/vortex of aspiring to give the public what they expect to see, which would have culminated in vast redundancy, and a dead art.
“In a place they say is dead
in the lake that’s like an ocean
i count about a billion head
all the time there’s a motion
i saw the cloning of the famous family
i heard the droning in the shrine
of the sea-monkey palace of the brine”
- Palace of the Brine, The Pixies
Transpire a few months when all of this hung in the balance, and don’t misunderstand.. it’s not that Gaga’s art stopped being relevant, it just levitated in a sort of art limbo. Is it any coincidence that she chose to arrive at the Grammy’s in a crystalline egg?.. like a formless sea monkey hatched into a glorified besequined lobster. The creation of her own “monster”.. this monster as metaphor.. assembly line, factory creation, mass consumerism. The beginning and birth of a new form of MASSURREALIST art, in which she has spun the definition of POP-ART into yet another dimension. Does this not, in a sense make Gaga a sort of patron saint of sorts.. bringing ART to the masses? Lady Gaga regurgitates fashion and art.. she is what she sees. This IS Nouveau réalisme. Art in it’s purity is a commentary on the world we live in. Our civilization a living work of art as testament to the commercial by-product of our commodity fetishism and ultra consumerism.. MASSURREALISM.
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Closing thought, and
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“I’m just trying to change the world one sequin at a time.” – Lady Gaga
‘Unrequited LOVE Junkie’ (Hypno MIND CONTROL with BACKMASKING debut)
*Warning*Warning*Warning: Just in time for Valentine’s Day.. My latest HYPNO MIND CONTROL masterpiece is a blatant exploitation of mass media mind control practices, incorporating BACKMASKING (for the very first time!) subliminal messages, and post hypnotic suggestions.
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My viciously cute voice lures you deeper into MY man-trap, as NOTHING that has come before has prepared you for this EXQUISITE psychotronic surgery I will perform on your bbrainnn.. OMG rock stars have NOTHING on this. 
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Oh, I’ve been shopping like MAD! I especially love shopping for luxe lingerie this time of year, all the Valentine’s Collections are SO decadently pretty! I’m also addicted to the online Boutique of Pinup Girl Clothing, especially the designs of PINUP COUTURE. OMG!! LOVELOVELOVE.
I received the MARILYN swimsuit in BOMBSHELL PINK for Christmas and OMG it is THE most gorgeous swimsuit EVER. It even has jewels at the base of the straps, very vintage Hollywood GLAMOUR!! In addition to this BEAUTIFUL piece of fashion, I also recently acquired 3 dresses from PINUP COUTURE including the STARLET Dress in PINK, and a reproduction of THE Dress Marilyn Monroe wore in the “KISS” scene of NIAGARA:
This is one of MY personal favourite MM movies, I totally ADORE the dress she wears in this scene! OMG I look absolutely drop dead gorgeous in this.
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OMG I totally have SO many moneyslave exploits to post! 2011 totally ROCKS for ME already. I know you are DYING to know what I’ve been up to, but guess what? Yeah, I’m going to keep you hanging for a few more days! I’m sure you aren’t surprised.. you know that teasing you is a fav hobby of Mine, I just LOVE making you JONES for your fix!
In the meantime, head over to PAYPIG.net and check out all the new stuff that is going on over there! OMG over the past few days I have been loading up TONS of NEW TROPHIES to the TROPHY SHOWCASE, as well as all the juicy details in a new feature called SLAVE DOSSIERS, you totally do NOT want to miss!
OMG you never know, YOU might even be on there!
I’ve also added several new fun pages like ‘BARBIE DREAM HOUSE’, ‘PROCLAMATIONS of UNREQUITED LOVE’, and ‘POLITICALLY INCORRECT’!! I am not even NEAR done, I’ll be adding lots more over the next days/weeks, so check back OFTEN, you never know what you’ll see on there next!
My scandalously famous TROPHY site is where you can read the scandalous real life stories of My lucky little MONEYPIG WALLET ZOMBIES, all the SORDID details of their progressive slips into degeneracy and degradation for My amusement AND $$ PROFIT $$!! you can learn about the wicked ways I lead them to ruin, and the way I laugh as I drain their bank accounts and use them to fund MY decadent hedonistic lifestyle!! you just CAN’T get enough of MY High-End FINANCIAL DOMINATION.. MONEYSLAVERY DELUXE! Go ahead.. CLICKY NOW, ADDICT!
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Above is a slideshow of My OH SO PRETTY AS A PICTURE glittering tree loaded with sparkling SWAROVSKI Crystal ornaments!! I just LOVE crystal all over My tree, it’s soOooOo ICY looking! Don’t you just LOVE splurging on these expensive ornaments for ME?!! I ADORE how each one is a limited edition, and I think it’s positively DELISH that you will spend close to 100 dollars for each ornament, per MY whim.. meow! It’s utterly DIVINE! I also HAD to have a few SELECT antique ornaments for My tree this year, I’m addicted to mercury art glass and hand-blown vintage glass!!
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