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NEW YEARS VIDEO: WHITE HOT BLONDE rings in the New Year!!

OMG do I EVER sparkle!! My hypnotic movements, SPARKLY gown and jewels will melt your little manbrain!! Every year I resolve to do what comes NATURALLY to Me. No, a girl like Me totally does NOT believe in making ickypoo New Years Resolutions. I’M perfect as is, unlike YOU! So while you are making stupid little promises to yourself about how you’re going to break all your BAD habits (yeah, as IF, we BOTH know how weak you REALLY are) I resolve to do FUN things that require ZERO effort for ME!! Click the button below to watch MY NEW YEARS VIDEO and find out what I have effortlessly planned for 2009

OMG! I had the most spectacular holiday.. stacks and stacks of the prettiest gifts EVER under My tree, filled with all sorts of sparkly pretty things for ME!! I decided to wear My gorgeous long velvet gown with crystals lined down the front, and looked absolutely breathtaking at My Christmas Eve Party, My hair styled ala Marilyn Monroe circa Some Like It Hot. I wore sparkling gems with My gown, and these unbelievably gorgeous vintage Swarovski crystal heels. Whenever the light hit them, it bounced off like sparkles of shimmering light. TOTALLY Stunning.

And you, aren’t you SO glad you worked SO hard for Me all holiday season? your life is now a temporary success. Of course, your further successfulness and sense of achievement is all dependent upon how much harder you work for Me in 2009. So let’s recite MY NEW YEARS MANTRA!! ALL FOR ME, NONE FOR YOU:

Resolve to make 2009 ALL ABOUT ME!! Resolve to max your credit cards and empty your bank accounts on ME all year long!! Resolve to sell all of your valuables for ME this year, this includes vehicles and home electronics!! Resolve to take the bus to work or CAR POOL so you can spend your sold car money on ME! Plus you’ll have all that gas & insurance payment money to spend on ME TOO! Resolve to ostracize yourself from everyone else in your life so that your world can TRULY and COMPLETELY revolve around MINE! Resolve to give ME everything MY little heart desires in 2009!! This is all about ME, DORK! Don’t you just LOVE IT??!!

Being so totally benevolent to you, I am posting a sparkly slideshow of some of My pretty gifts under My glittering tree!! OMG Aren’t I SO kind? Watch it and DROOL. DAYDREAM about how you work so hard to shower Me with LUXURY, and I squander your hard earned money faster than you can blink an eye!! Doesn’t this just make you want to WORK HARDER than EVER before all year long?? TOTALLY! Get busy walking wallet, I WANT MORE!