Protected: I shop, you pay! I lounge, you toil! I sleep, you strain! I play, you work!

It totally SO ROCKS to be ME. I do WHATEVER I want every single day, wake up when My eyes open, lounge around, and do everything FUN that I LOVE, whenever I WANT!! Like the last two weeks, which I’ve spent out dining at fine restaurants, enjoying the fab weather, and shopping like MAD with what used to be YOUR money! Yeah, *your* money! And OMG I’ve been buying THE most gorgeous things for ME!! And while I’m out shopping and blowing through your cash, you just keep sending MORE, like a good little WALLET!! $$ OMG you are so addicted!! In fact, just reading this makes you want to  do it again, right now, doesn’t it?? Go ahead.. click one, click two!

And while you keep logging into your NF account, hoping for MORE pay to view mails from Me, and hitting refresh here, dying to read even just ONE holy word from Me, and missing Me soOoOoo badly, I TOTALLY forget all about you. I ignore you, unless you count those extravagantly EXPENSIVE payment demands I sporadically send to you. And on rare occasion when I’m not OUT shopping, I’m here shopping online!!

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