Protected: Extravaganzas, Parties, and Gowns of Gold..

Recently I have been out non-stop, going shopping, out to dinner, festivities and socials, and to opulent galas & spectaculars. One such event I attended was this FABULOUS private upscale shopping extravaganza/party, and I think I should totally TORMENT you with a few photos of the GORGEOUS GOLD GOWN I wore to this event. It is My habit to try stuff on My fashion mannequin a day or two before a party/event, while deciding what I will wear, so that I can decide what jewels best compliment which gowns etc. Below are photos of My gown the night before the extravaganza. I wore this exquisite vintage gold designer gown in sumptuous silk, with the necklace pictured here, a new addition to My collection.. a multi-strand cleopatra styled japanese pearl necklace, in shades of iridescent gold. I wore delicate gold sandals, and brought a black velvet/silk scarf in case it got chilly later at night, which it didn’t.

I wore no other jewelry, bare arms, and had my nails/toenails painted in ‘Black Satin’ by Chanel, which went really great with the gold, making a sort of 1930′s art deco look. I wore my new GUERLAIN Kiss Kiss lipstick, which is number 523 – a score from my trip to Sephora a couple of days before. This ensemble is nothing short of jaw-droppingly STUNNING, and naturally, everyone was crazy over it. I was quite the topic of conversation, and center of attention, with everyone swarming around Me, and going on about how much I look like Marilyn Monroe, as they are prone to do. And, in fact, it was even remarked upon that I resemble Carole Lombard, which was also fabulous, because I also adore her.

Speaking of Marilyn Monroe, I forget which one of you credit cards bought these gorgeous Marilyn Monroe cards for Me, but I’m sure you are just dying about having the chance to see them! Behold My Breygent Limited Edition Marilyn Monroe Collectible Cards, one of only 900 sets in the world. OMG they are so pretty.. they are sort of a metallic material, and they change colour in the light, when you move them, similar to a hologram, but not. As you see, they come in a pretty lipstick red box with Marilyn’s signature in gold.

OMG I didn’t tell you yet what happened with My new hypno drone’s chastity cage.. it turned out that he was TOO SMALL for the cage, and it kept like, falling off. So, I’ve decided to turn him into a wannabe-girl instead. I’ve had him start buying makeup, girl clothes, and a wig. I had him start a gay phone sex line on NF, and a blog about his NEW LIFE as My wannabe-girl. OMG he is having SO MUCH FUN!!

I’ve even let him film videos showing his transformation, including a MAKE-UP HAUL styled video. LOL.. if you are familiar with these type of videos on youtube, you will get a good laugh out of it. I’ll probably load some up on clips4sale eventually. drone did NOT want to be sissified, none of this was ever within his grasp on reality, but I have shaken his reality. he is addicted to Me now and is unable to resist doing ANYTHING I tell him to do, and really, it’s for the best.. his life is WAY MORE EXCITING NOW!

he’s spent SO much money on Me, that not only is he unable to pay his bills on time, he also bemoaned to Me how he can’t even afford to have his garden this year. lol.. I pretended like I might allow him the measly amount of ca$h he needs to start it.. and that I would let him know My decision. Instead, I’ve decided to post it here publicly:

joey joey fagaroni how does your garden grow.. it DOESN’T!!

Not like he can spare the money anyway. Two weeks ago, he sent out his bills after getting his paycheck, and then came online over the weekend while they were in the mail. I sent him bunches of pay to view mails, all of which he opened, even though it was eating up all the money that he sent out in bills. So by the weekday, he was OVERDRAFTED, utility bills bounced & unpaid. he not only went into his OVERDRAFT PROTECTION, he went BEYOND it, and was in terrible trouble with the bank, among others.. LOL.

After that, he was about to have his electricity shut off and his insurance canceled, from spending all his paycheck on Me last week. So this week he actually CALLED to pay his utility bills on Wednesday as soon as his paycheck showed up in his bank account because he was SO scared that I would take it ALL as soon as he came online, ahaha. I did punish him for that, however. This wednesday he’ll be here paying MY bills first, before ANYTHING. No matter what!

Oh, out of curiousity, I just went to see how much joejoe drone has spent on MOI thus far, and it turns out the figure is already OVER $$ 10 GRAND $$ .. you might think that would please Me, and it does. It pleases Me SO much that it TOTALLY makes Me want to take another grand out of him right now!! ahaha.