MAX YOUR PLASTIC, it’s FANTASTIC!

While most of you are probably dealing with snow & crappy winter weather, here it’s ALWAYS SUNNY & WARM! OMG yeah, I love it. And while it’s icy cold all around you, why not spend hour after hour perusing My website daily, shopping for gorgeous sparkly items from MY Capitalistic Blonde Collection?! That’s a sure way to add some HOTNESS & glitter to your life!

While you’ve been dealing with shoveling snow & walking through slush, I’ve been out and about having a blast, per usual, at YOUR expense!! I checked out this new French restaurant a couple of nights ago, after hearing the FAB reviews it’s been receiving, along with awards from Food & Wine magazine. OMG it was SO DELISH.

There were people dining outside on the veranda, well after dark, because like I mentioned, the weather here is SO perfect. I, however, sat inside, since I wanted to check out the decor, this being My first time there.  The style is very cozy & Parisienne, they even had absinthe fountains! LOVED IT. I’ll definitely be going back. you are SO happy because now I have another new addition to My list of fav fine French restaurants!! And I know how much you LOVE to pay My tab when I go out to these fabulous places!

Every now & then I even let you get a glimpse of ME enjoying MY gorgeous life of LUXURY and leisure, and the beautiful places I go to that you so gleefully pay for!! OMG you love it. Which reminds Me, if you haven’t already seen My DECO BLONDE UNDER MOONLIGHT PALMS video, you should most definitely get it NOW! Not only do you get to see Me out & about in a gorgeous grecian couture gown & gold strappy heels, but you also get to see Me @ one of MY FAV FRENCH BISTROS!! SO gorgeous!

And speaking of gorgeous things, here are a couple pix of the red gown I wore to the party I mentioned on My last diary post, the one that is like a crimson version of the dress Marilyn Monroe wore over the grate in the famous scene from The Seven Year Itch:

The pretty jeweled piece in the center is part of the dress, isn’t it so sparkly??!! I looked TOTALLY STUNNING in it. I wore this gown with bejeweled red satin heels, in the same shade. I LOVE RED.

As you know if you read My diary, I am currently totally obsessed with NAPOLEON PERDIS. OMG look at these Nail lacquers! These are two shades from his ‘Chandelier Shine’ duos, which are sets that include matching nail lacquer and lip gloss! The first one pictured is ‘LUST’ Red and the other is called ‘CAN CAN’ Pink. I totally did a variation on the french manicure with these two VIBRANT shades which I’m calling HELLO KITTY Manicure!! Isn’t it too SWEET??!

Another thing I love going out & spending your money on.. !!

This is the boutique where I happened to buy those absolutely adorable Chandelier Shine sets! Check it out, OMG I love this place. Shopping here is just like being in a candy store.. with all the little NAPOLEON PERDIS tubes & pots of lip colour & eye colour all lined up like candy! TOTALLY SO FUN! Doesn’t it make you just want to pull up a pretty little chair and start playing with EVERYTHING??!! OMG I LOVE it! I buy every gorgeous item My little heart desires from his stunning makeup lines, so you can imagine what a HUGE collection of NP I have!!

I am so addicted to his lipsticks & lip glosses! Especially his DEVINE GODDESS lipstick.. absolutely exquisite colours, and THE best quality pigments!! NAPOLEON PERDIS is a FASHION MAKE-UP GENIUS. And how cool is it for you to have a glimpse of one of the boutiques I shop at? you are SO LUCKY!

I’ve been having fun indoctrinating several new slaves over the past few weeks, including a new sissy who I am teaching all about the things WE LOVE.. ie the things I LOVE, which you also love once you become one of MY drone slaves! sissy started by opening My latest mailing list newsletter which happened to include some super cute pix of Me, which, quite naturally, made it impossible for him to resist. Next he progressed to opening My GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN assignment.. which is SO POPULAR!! Now I am telling sissy what girly movies to watch, and even letting sissy play some of the girly games I love!! I have THE best collection of girly video games. The past few days I’ve been playing Starshine Legacy Legend of Pandoria, which is My current fav.. and also Barbie Explorer.

OMG we LOVE Barbie! I’m stuck in Tibet right now, dodging snowballs. I’ve made like 3 slaves buy that game so far, ahaha. I think it’s so funny making you play girl games on your computer!! I can only imagine what your friends & family members think when they see you loading up pretty PINK glittery games, and see you playing as blonde BARBIE. LOL

LMAO twice now while I’ve been making this post My MONEY MOUSEYPOO has called, the first time he went to go to bed but he just HAD to call back a second time, lol. I can’t say that I blame him, who can resist talking to ME??! he’s away on a business trip til wednesday, OMG we are going to have SO MUCH FUN!! I told him we will have a 4 DAY SPENDING PARTY!! YEAH!

he is already totally addicted to buying EVERY gorgeously expensive item in MY Capitalistic Blonde Collection, and I told him the only thing cooler than buying EVERY item, is buying every item MORE THAN ONCE!! ahaha. I quoted part of the song BARBIE GIRL to him, only I paraphrased it to say……. “I’m a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World.. MAX YOUR PLASTIC, IT’S FANTASTIC!!“ LMAO LOVE IT.

Oh check it out! I just released the PREMIERE collectible card in My new CAPITALISTIC BLONDE COLLECTIBLE CARDS series!! OMG this is the CUTEST thing EVER. Each card will feature a photo of Me along with personal trivia, and some cards will even include special tasks & assignments that you must do. COLLECT ALL CARDS & get special rewards! OMG we totally LOVE fun games like this!! Instructions for the game are included with your card, so go ahead and CLICK HERE to get it NOW!! you totally MUST get your hands on every single  card that will be released in the series! MUST-HAVES! Get started collecting the COOLEST collectible cards EVER!!

SPARKLY PRINCESS plays with your heart & makes you into her DOLLY SISSY DEBUTANTE!

OMG how I just LOVE leaving you hanging!! How many times a day have you been hitting the REFRESH button, DORK??!! Well it finally paid off, because here I am now to throw you a bone. SIT & BEG!

I’ve been totally busy playing with ALL My new toys that I opened over Christmas, OMG I seriously spent HOURS opening gifts on Christmas day, with some still to open the next day, too! I wore THE most exquisitely gorgeous gown to My Christmas Eve party, sort of like a red full-length version of the white dress Marilyn Monroe wore in that famous scene over the subway grate in The Seven Year Itch. In addition I accented it with My SABLE MINK, which was totally OMG SO STUNNING. It’s no secret that Blonde’s look absolutely FABULOUS in MINK.

I just LOVE spending what used to be your cash on EXQUISITE gowns & furs for ME!! OMG it’s one of My favourite things to do!! Then, I like to go out and BLOW what used to be your ca$h wearing all these pretty things you pay for!!

Since I always resolve to do what comes most naturally to Me I have decided to SPARKLE in 2010, since I do that SO effortlessly, AND to play more games! I LOVE games, and I am getting a really cool collection. I especially love super girly games, and if you are a gamer I want YOU to play the girliest games that I LOVE!! Won’t it be SO MUCH FUN knowing you are playing the same game as ME??! And what WILL your friends think when they see you playing pretty girly games?? LOL LOVE IT.

I finally sent out My MAGIC OF PRINCESSMAS videos over the past few days, and I know a bunch of you are going to be TOTALLY so excited about that!! OMG they are SO CUTE. I am wearing jammies and sitting by My pretty PINK tree, tearing into one package after the other! After I was done opening all the gifts there was a nice pile of PRETTY PAPER EVERYWHEREEEEEEE!! Of course it was nothing compared to the pile downstairs under My full-size glittering WHITE tree, that pile was so big I jumped and played in it after! I JUST LOVE all kinds of pretty glittery paper and ribbons all over the place!

A certain little sissy crawled out of the woodwork a couple of days ago, this sissy was trying to pretend it was “normal” and got rid of all its sissy attire, and even tried to start a “normal” relationship. Quite naturally that did NOT work out, I mean seriously if you don’t have a penis how do you expect to have a sexual relationship with a WOMAN??!! LMAO. micro midgies seriously are SO SILLY! Eventually the woman told him that she has a thing for more endowed men, and now they are no longer together. That’s great because now I am making it full speed ahead into My SISSY DEBUTANTE!!

sissykins opened a bunch of pay mails of assorted super fun sissy assignments, including My feminization hypno SISSY IN WONDERLAND, and $$ 2000 DOLLARS $$ later I gave it a new name! I have officially christened it ‘BUBBLEGUM BUBBLES’, and it will be a PARTY FAVOR. This is My second new sissy debutante that I have turned into a girly object over the past month.. another is My new acquisition ‘FIFI‘, and it is a handbag accessory.. to be more precise it is a CHIHUAHUA handbag accessory, and I dress it up like a foofy bunny! SUCH FUN!!

I really just LOVE taking manpawns and turning them into FLAMINGLY GIRLY SISSY DEBUTANTES!! LMAO OMG it’s seriously like having life size dolls to experiment on. It’s especially funny when you try so hard to resist but because you LOVE ME SO MUCH you’ll do whatever I say, even if it IS at the sacrifice of your supposed “manliness”. The more MANLY you think you are, the funnier it is when you CRUMBLE into a blubbering mess of pink loving, show-tune singing, flamboyant little foofypoos for ME! I love talking about make-up & girl stuff with you and you are totally intrigued and spellbound by it, when like mere days before you NEVER thought you would ever care about such stuff!! haha.

OMG speaking of micro midgies and retards that try to pretend for a time that they are normal.. guess who else has recently crawled out of the woodwork?? None other than the exceptionally MIDGETOUS MICRO MIDGIE MATTY. he also tried to have a gf for MONTHS and I guess it’s pretty obvious how THAT turned out.. a total FAILURE. Seriously, what’s wrong with you dorks? Why on earth do you try to convince yourselves that any woman will EVER take you seriously and want anything to do with you for an extended amount of time?? When will you ever get it through your head that midgets like you are just here to be used like wallets, and to amuse like court jesters?? LOL

micro midgies ex gf actually found a bag filled with stuff from his micro midgie assignments I had him do, and she completely FREAKED OUT. It had all sorts of stuff in it like, Victoria’s Secret panties & Barbie Dolls, and all kinds of other funny stuff! Not only did she totally freak out but she also told one of her friends TOO. LMAO….. WELL!! The next time micro midgie tries to ignore the fact that he is a deformed little freak, I’m going to make sure he has a whole lot MORE stuff for some girl to find and freak out over! When will you ever learn!

Lucky micro midgie matty was allowed to spend all of his available funds on ME over the holiday, leaving himself with absolutely ZILCH, which is exactly what he deserves! This is what he had to say about it in his state of JOYOUS PRINCESSMAS GLEE:

“Merry PRINCESSMAS!!! Santa decided as always to skip over my house. This is the third year in a row i got absolutly nothing!! Luckily for me my joy on PRINCESSMAS came from buyin my PRINCESS a present. This more than makes up for not getting anything and knowing that PRINCESS is happy with her LOADS of presents is better than anything i could have gotten!!”

And after opening My special NEW YEARS MESSAGE.. ‘GREEDY BLONDE BRAT Rings in the New Year @ YOUR expense‘, he further proclaimed:

“My new DECADE resolution for my PRINCESS- to walk the mile to work even in the snow and 0 degree temps, do all i can to give my PRINCESS all i can! I life to serve my PRINCESS. Wat i like and care about doesnt matter, my only purpose is to serve and entertain my PRINCESS!!!”

And he IS in fact walking to work everyday in sub-zero temps, I get a near daily report in My yahoo IM’s, LOL.

Some new sissys have recently signed up for My BEAUTY QUEEN CHARM SCHOOL CRASH COURSE, including one promising new girly who has proceeded on to other assignments including My GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN Audio/Visual assignment for sissies, which is one of My FAVS!!

If *you* haven’t signed up for My SISSY CRASH COURSE yet, what are you waiting for??! There is NO time like the present to start living the life you were BORN to live as MY SISSY DEBUTANTE!! Make 2010 your year to glitter, girly!! Click on the invitation below to get started!

This super fun crash course includes lots of sparkly fun stuff like: Girly figure training, poise lessons, sissy style tips & MORE! No sissy should be without it!! Consider it your handbook to girlyhood!

A certain GERMAN DRONE has been busy opening up an assortment of My GORGEOUSLY EXPENSIVE pay to view mails over the past several days, including My ‘Out Spending what was once YOUR money’ video, which is a total smashing HIT with all My little ADDICTS.. naturally all of you are totally DROOLING OVER IT, it’s seriously the ultimate COOLEST thing to see a candid clip of ME out & about blowing what was once your CA$H!! $$$$$$$$$SO HOT!

Here’s a small sample of  GERMAN DRONES recent RAVING feedback on the wickedly expensive items he’s been purchasing from My CAPITALISTIC BLONDE COLLECTION:

“In the “spending what was once YOUR cash” clip, Prince$$ is so classy. Well, of course She is! And Swarovski is only befitting to Her. Actually i should put this the other way around: Swarovski should be grateful for Prince$$ being their customer. i guess Prince$$’s drones will maintain this win-win(-loss) situation …”

“you know what Prince$$ is all about. That’s why you adore Her. You obsess over Her diary, over Her NiteFlirt pages, over Her vids – you name it. But you try to resist. you try to be strong. To be what you think would be good for you. But isn’t it all about Her? you resist in vain … and come back. Just to look around again, of course, just looking. Lmao. Just looking at how Her account grows, that is! And grows. And grows. And, eventually, you will give in – and love it!”

“Prince$$ makes very clear what She is all about. And hence, what our complementary role is all about. This She takes for granted, and She indulges Herself in Her entitlement. And Prince$$ tells us all this in such an unblamable and captivating voice, so that i just want to listen again. And again. And again …”

LMAO I love it. btw DRONE!! you know what exquisitely pricey item you need from My CAPITALISTIC BLONDE COLLECTION next!! My absolutely DIVINE ‘DECO BLONDE UNDER MOONLIGHT PALMS‘ clip.. omg  you are going to LOVE IT. Another GORG clip of Me out enjoying MY gorgeous life of luxury, at YOUR expense!!