What’s Up, Pussycat?!

lmao, deformed reject CRIED when it listened to My new podcast reading its report, and laughing at it..

“Princess’ voice is too much for me, I cannot get enough of it! Princess made a podcast about an assignment I did for her, reading my report out loud. I had to pay Princess to hear her read it, and her added commentary. Princess loves to laugh at me. It sounds so perfectly EVIL when she does, I almost wish I had a recording of it that I could play over and over and over. At first this podcast made me have tears as I realized just how screwed over I really am. No more tears as I have now accepted my fate.”

And speaking of deformed reject funnies, I particularly love this thing it wrote about what it is like talking to Me on the phone: 

“Princess totally humiliated me and laughed loudly in my face. Princess is helping me to understand that she does not care about me and my deformity. Rather than Princess telling me what she was going to do to me, She decided to make me tell her what She was going to do to me and I had to keep guessing until I came up with something severe enough to please her”

LOL, it’s so much FUN making you take guesses at what mean things I have planned for you next, then leisurely discarding every idea you come up with, until you think of something SO MEAN, SO HEARTLESSLY CRUEL, that it amuses Me SO MUCH I make you do it, much to your own dismay.

Check it out, I totally made the COOLEST film out of micro midgie mattys super hilarious kittycat footage he filmed for Me per MY instructions.. it has a sort of silent film theme, with lots of experimental effects, and you also get to hear MY SUPER CUTE VOICE in one scene!! Click PLAY on the video screen below to watch it! There are actually 3 episodes, and you can download the ENTIRE series - ALL THREE EPISODES, on My clips4sale page.

I sent matty the keys to his cage this past week, he is allowed out for 5 days, I figured that’s fair since he’s been in the cage for FIVE MONTHS, lol!! But then matty did the math and the post office isn’t open on saturday, so I’m making him send them out on Friday, which means that technically, he only gets FOUR days out. Sucks to be him, huh? LOLLL

Oh, speaking of it sucking to be him.. he also spent all his college fund money that his Mom left to him in her will on Me, I just found out tonite, and all his credit cards are past their limit.. LOL. So yeah, basically he gets his paycheck in now and it all goes to ME, except the little bit he needs to live on, and I’ve taken EVERYTHING ELSE!! Now he’s looking for another job where he can work OVERTIME to get more CA$H for Me, since he’s already spent OVER 10 GRAND on Me since first contacting Me!!

Ok, I have WAY more stuff to post about, including lots of pretties, but it’s way too long for one post, and totally doesn’t deserve to go on a post with slave stuff anyway, so check back shortly for My next entry!!